Let's take a minute to have a humorous post. A post that will solidify for you how serious I am about the 'craft game' LOL. **obviously ##s have been changed to protect Public Figures who can sue me!**
Scene:
This morning: called ING savings to reset my PIN # (again!!!)
Act 1:
Leading up to customer service call:
tried to reset PIN via online with my email and those cute little security questions that ING savings makes up on their own from what ever government file they have access to on your 'background'
It asked me 2 questions.
1. which of these addresses (business or residential) have you been associated with?
A. 578 Park Street (nope, although: I am sure this has something to do with being Bostonian)
B. 9 Elm Way (No, this one isn't even creative. Come on ING!)
C. 41 Turkey Hill RD (Huh? No. But, Turkey Hill does RING a HUGE bell!)
D. 65 Stewart Street (LOL. Makes me think of Martha! LOL. Wait. A minute...)
E. None of the above (I picked this one, cause I've never lived or worked at any of the above)
Second Question:
Not really relevant-- I did get it correct, because it was an easy one. In fact, the idiot who tries to steal my identity... will succeed based on the ease of this 'security question' alone!
Welp, turns out I got the 1st question WRONG. ING feels I do know one of those addresses and I'm still thinking no I don't! So, I have to call 1-888-ING-FIX-IT (totally made up number, don't call it. Its probably not child or christian appropriate when really called)
While waiting to speak with Darlene, a wonderful Southern belle, who made me think of that TV show "Out Sourced"> It dawns on me TURKEY HILL. TURKEY HILL!!! OMG. Turkey Hill is the name of Martha Stewart's farm. I am willing to bet those creepy security ppl over at ING meant for me to pick C!!! Because I am well, not so secretly, in love with Marty!!!
Hahaha. So, when rehashing the story to 'Darlene'. I tell her my question #1 dilemma. I really have never worked nor lived at any of those addresses!!! But, I tell her, "I think C. is the address of Martha Stewart's farm. And I know this because I love Martha and I would know that somewhere in my mind-- psst. with far more precedence over remembering my PIN number".
Darlene agreed this is obviously a sign, not only that I need my ING savings PIN reset, but also that The Accidental Artist and R&K Crafts on Etsy will be a huge success. Who knows, maybe even prison sentence at Camp Cupcake HUGE!!!!
LOL.
Happy Weekend,
XOXOXO